The Swine Floozies Conquer Trivia Night
Abi and I stumbled upon trivia night in our favorite bar in the Village last week when we stopped in for buy one get one free beers before a concert we were going to.
Because we both love trivia and DVR Jeopardy (don't judge), trivia night, a $5 bowl of delicious fries and buy one get one free beers is just about as close to heaven as you can possibly get as a young, broke lady in NYC.
So, we came up with a topical/hilarious name: The Swine Floozies. Once this pandemic blows over (or kills us all) and Swine Flu jokes are no longer funny, we will then be known as "Trivia Newton-John."
We killed in the first two rounds and then I couldn't contain my excitement when they announced that they would have a "Basically Bea Arthur" round in honor of the late, great Golden Girl.
Unfortunately, the emphasis was on the BASICALLY and less on the BEA ARTHUR, to the point where I wrote in one of the answer blanks "HONESTLY, JUST ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT THE GODDAMNED GOLDEN GIRLS."
Things went down-hill after that and I just remember writing "bitchez" in all of the answer blanks that we didn't know and writing a poem about Bea Arthur on the bottom of the page.
And then the winners were announced: Best name? THE SWINE FLOOZIES.
BEST NIGHT EVER.