There Goes the Neighborhood

The New York Post is reporting that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick just bought an $8.45 million brownstone in about ummmm 7 blocks from my house.

I desperately don't want to leave my apartment/neighborhood and this just stands as a reminder why I can't afford it.

Maybe I can put in my ad for a roommate on Craig's List that all dumbass, aspiring Carrie Bradshaws only have a 10 minute walk from my apartment to SJP's stoop, where they can sit and fawn over her expensive outfits and hats with feathers on them.