Blogging About Blogging

Okay, so first of all, apparently I was added to a site called Student Bloggers. This site was started in an effort to connect student bloggers together, and categorize them by college. I think this is a brilliant idea, as it will allow students looking at prospective colleges access to a list of blogs written by students from the particular college they're interested in. That said, however, I'm not sure my blog should be read by someone looking to attend my college. I mean, I'm a tour guide, so I do heartily endorse my school, as I've loved my time here, but there's also a great deal of bitching and exposure to debauchery that I'm not sure college admissions would like exposed. Like how they LOST MY [work study] PAYCHECK this week, for example. Damnnnnnn, I need to get paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid.

Whatever. If you're looking for a college, my advice to is if you're touring the school on a Saturday or Sunday morning, get close enough to the tour guide to smell them. Because every tour I've ever given on Saturday and Sunday mornings have been given while I was either hungover or still drunk, and most often, unshowered, in the same clothes I wore out the night before. I know, I'm really classy.

Let's switch gears.

I actually took this idea from an old blog that Tina had written. There are a lot of advantages to having blog trafficking software. I can pretty much find out anything about anyone who comes to my blog via the software, but I usually don't pay attention to that. What I do pay attention to is how people arrive at my blog. A lot of my hits, believe it or not, are through random Google searches that random people do. Here are my favorites:

5. "Jamaican Ganja"
4. "Ellen Degeneres Hairstyle"
3. "Jamaican Lesbo"
2. "Poughkeepsie Hookers"
1. "Amanda [MyLastName] is a bitch"

Of course, the last one is my favorite. I mean, come on, isn't it fantastically ironic that you search my name along with "is a bitch" and get directed to my blog? At the very least you should be directed to my hate site.

Wait, I don't have a hate site? I guess it's only a matter of time.