Owen Wilson's Secret Sister
By now, I'm sure you've all heard about how Owen Wilson tried to kill himself by cutting his wrists and taking an overdose of prescription pain killers (my response when I heard the news? BUT HE'S SO FUNNY!). As crazy as that is, here's an even more shocking revelation: Ellen DeGeneres is Owen Wilson's long-lost sister. Okay, maybe not- but Jesus Christ, don't they look alike. They even dress the same. Take a look for yourself:
WAIT A MINUTE. Maybe they're the SAME PERSON. I smell a scandal. Someone call Perez Hilton.
Labels: Stupid Celebrities